The Dialogue Monologues
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princeowl:

reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother

one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana wachowski is a babe and an inspiration, one of the few female directors in hollywood as well as one of the few transgender people in hollywood. 

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

keeshkafish:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My boyfriend sometimes talks in his sleep. One of my favourites so far was when he rolled over early one morning and says to me, very seriously and matter-of-fact,
"Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."
"What?"
"The tiny monkey. Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."

alicexz:

kevin-ryan:

Kuroshio Sea - Second Largest Aquarium Tank in the World (x)

WHAT THE EFF TAKE ME THERE RIGHT NOW

ballroombalter:

Today I introduce myself and read you guys my favorite poem, On this day I complete my Thirty-Sixth Year by Lord Byron.

Advice from a Fashion Student

below-the-belt:

2. PAJAMA PANTS ARE NEVER ACCEPTABLE IN PUBLIC. Ever. There are no exceptions to this rule. I don’t care where you were or what you were doing, plaid pajama pants (or god forbid ones with some cartoon character or whatever) never ever ever belong outside of your house. THEY MAKE SWEATPANTS FOR A REASON. I like to be comfortable too. I rarely wear jeans, i’m almost always in leggings or shorts or sweats. WEAR YOUR SWEATPANTS, CHERISH THEM. Leave the pajama pants at home. 

When you see a fine ass woman..

hahalolshit:

dippednv8splash:

dippednv8splash:

yoshibruh:

When she says she loves video games..

When you find a girl like that, you never LEGO of her.

WHO IS DOING THIS

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.