The Dialogue Monologues


if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal


having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together


Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.


Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…. (via Vintage Ad Browser)


Casual reminder that Iris, the Champion— the institutionally recognized strongest Pokemon trainer in the entire region of Unova— in B/W2 is not only a remarkably young girl and a poc: she also commands a team of fearsome dragons while decked out in a pink princess dress and tiara.


The Pokemon franchise is not always the best about representation, but hot damn, Iris is a blessing.


I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.


get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.


this is gonna be Jaden Smith’s next tweet





Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.


The look on her face.

"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."